Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Letter of Invitation

Joseph Coelho

1 Global View Dr

Troy, NY, 12180

May 6, 2009

Stacia Snow

Letter of Invitation to Bananza

Mrs. Snow Incorporated

1 Global View Dr

Dear Mrs. Snow:

We would like to invite you to a new community that has just been emancipated from the United States.

With your help and support to city services, agencies, law, education enforcement, we will be able to accomplish a true Utopia. This is a new chance to turn over a new leaf, and start all over again, but with a stable economy, and a more democratic government than the United States. For example, we will never have a president such as Bush. In our society, if the leader wants to make a new law, the cabinet has the power to override him or her, and the people have the right to elect a new President at any time. There are many opportunities for people on Bananza, and we believe that you and your family would enjoy it as much as the founders of Bananza have as well.

We will be offering you a chance to start another business, such as Mrs. Snow Incorporated, so that you can expand your sales and improve our economy as a new country. We will be offering the first 100 people who arrive a new piece of land on the Island that you may do whatever you please with, except for polluting. We would like to also mention that the energy used on this island is 100% hydroelectric and wind driven energy. With this we will be truly able to develop a clean, green environment.

Please join us. The new community needs you, and all of your support.

Sincerely,

Joseph Coelho Vice Leader of Bananza

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